November 4, 2008

Super Important Tuesday

Get Out and Vote

My friends, there are tons of things to do with your Georgia vote today.

You can finally finish Eat, Pray, Love while waiting in line at your polling place.

You can allude to “those idiots who voted the other way” in mixed company and revel in the uncomfortable silence.

You can use your “I Voted” sticker to get a 20 percent discount off full priced merchandise at Mitzi & Romano (1038 North Highland Avenue; 404-876-7228) or a free Celebrate America meal (3 chicken tenders, fries, and a drink) for the first 300 people, no sticker necessary, at Shane’s Rib Shack. (Yes, you can.)

You can use it as an excuse to take the day off.

You can rock it. (Okay. You already knew that.)

But for the love of democracy, please cast it.

Go on now, folks. The whole world is watching.