November 4, 2008

Oh, Really?

Get Out and Vote

Today you have two choices: to vote. Or not to vote.

Need help? Let’s play a game we like to call “Really?!”

Say you decide to head to work as usual. Really. And you get there and everybody’s wearing an “I Voted” sticker and rubbing it in — which you can’t do because you were too lazy set the alarm ten minutes early. Really?!

Did you just say “I have to go to the gym after work”? Really? Oh, really. We’re not convinced. Where’s the sweaty, overstuffed gym bag? How about physical evidence? We weren’t going to say it, but at what level exactly are you setting the treadmill? Go on: really?

You know, you could just go out and vote.

Really.

It’s not too late: Find the voting center closest to your registered address and get there. Now.