June 19, 2007

Booby Trap

Undie Assessment at Wildflower Lingerie

You are a product of your generation. Cool, confident. Back straight, head high. Chest out, ready to roar.

Chest out. Out.

Sigh. Sometimes those girls just do not want to cooperate. (We mean boobies, people.) Maybe because you haven’t given them the support they need (and deserve).

Underthing overhauls are the order of the day at Wildflowers Lingerie, Gretchen Reachmack’s super-private Old Town boutique. Show her your drawers of drawers, and she will replace your granny panties with something a little more appropriate.

She’ll assess your goods based on fit, function, and wear and tear, then set you up for every occasion with items from her mostly European collection. Think Simone-Perele, Cosabella, and Huit.

After it’s over, you’ll have nothing to hide.

Because not only do girls merit top-notch treatment, they deserve to look their breast. 

Wildflowers Lingerie, 1407 North Wells Street, at Schiller Street (312-654-0482 or shopwildflowers.com).