September 22, 2008

Locks, Stock, and Barrel

BloDri Salon Opens

Dear Wall Street Gents,

This economic situation blows. What gives?

DC Dollarless

Dear DC,

Want to know what blows? Brand-new BloDri styling salon, opening today in River North. Blowouts run $25-$35, depending on hair length and texture, so don’t get those scrunchies in a bunch.

Dear WSG,

Nuh-uh! How long does a blowout take? And what products do they use? BTW, no one wears scrunchies anymore.

Dearest DC,

Thirty minutes flat. Blo uses top-of-the line products like Natomy and Farida B from France. They also do updos for special occasions.

Re: scrunchies. Sorry. We do hedge funds, not hair.

Whatup WSG,

Neato! With those prices, why worry about recessions?

DC,

Making fun of baldness isn’t nice.

BloDri, 408 North Clark Street, between Hubbard and Kinzie Streets (312-595-3000 or blodri.com). Get 10 percent off select services September 22-October 3.